BARK. BARK.

Sorry, its apples and oranges you're comparing.

Yes, men WILL enjoy sex with nearly anyone, granted they're sexy and not too annoying (an easy test many somehow manage to fail). We're men! Did you see? Love us or hate us, but don't pretend we're anything else.

No, we're not holding out for MS. Right. Our dick will not let us. Even when we manage to put up the most fragile straw man argument in the world - our dick is much stronger than you think. And you want to know something? With random sex and emotional vacancy, we actually would rather have a bit more FEMALE in us (oh no, now I'm girly) - and just pick one girl and stick with her. BUT NO, mother nature was a MADAME. And she was worried about SURVIVAL; so she programmed us dudes to fuck-and-run as Liz Phair put so well. Men have to overcome themselves to settle down - one lucky curse you ladies managed to dodge - and for all of men's bragging, we're really rather tired and broke from chasing so much tail, after all.

"…uh, we don’t want a guy who fumbles around either. No one wants to hand their man a road map. But, um…so you were just practicing on all of those whores so you would know what to do when you met ms. right?"

Pretty much, yes. How terrified is a man of being told by his dream woman that he's not pleasing her sexually? Hold a small boulder and jump off of the Golden Gate Bridge. That's how terrified. So yes, we know we're supposed to be just short of a sexual research expert in that area. And as an attractive, mildly emotionally-stable woman is about as common as 4-leaf clover, one might as well practice up for when we do find her.

"Even harder to accept is that if you wanted the slutastically sexually liberated girls, then wtf are you doing with us?"

Double-edged sword. Hey, you ladies want a man who has plenty of time to play with you and the kids, but you also want a house, cars and vacations, so guess what - WE HAVE TO SPEND TIME AT WORK TOO. So yes, we know we're being selfish and stupid here: don't be a total imbecile, but don't be Mrs. experience: basically we want you to LEARN with us. And I don't know, pretend you didn't get your expertise from a 3 weeks of marathon sex with name-a-college-bf. But then I'm an old school traditionalist. Feel free to label me as such.

"Granted, of course it’s great that girls can enjoy sex. But with all this liberated sexuality, guys can’t get away with holding it against us anymore. The virgin/whore syndrome is a total double standard."

One issue here - MEN - the real kind - sure as shit didn't ask for the liberated, sexualized present state of affairs. We were dragged along for the ride, and yes, got laid a few extra times because of it. But it was not our idea. The feminists want you to embrace your sexuality because they just hate that you would do ANYTHING that might accidentally appeal to a man. The magazines and fashion world have always been whores and using your sexuality to sell things to men who are programmed to follow sex is nothing new, its just gotten much worse, that's all. This illustrates the problem: THE PEOPLE TELLING YOU TO WHORE YOURSELF DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU; THEY ARE ALL USING YOU. Women, I'm sorry to say, are too easy to use. They are extremely sensitive and intuitive. They were built that way. Society manipulates them easily. Women are taught to care about sports, cars, designer-labels, the precise shape and weight of their bodies, etc. And not just care about these things, women are taught how relatively IMPORTANT they are "supposed" to be. Some women don't care about these things and discard them (love those chics) - but far too many others simply accept what they are told to believe. George Gordon, Lord Byron, the famous British poet said "Women are a reflection of all that is wrong with society." Unfortunately for women, there is A LOT wrong with society.

"The idea of random sex is ick blech. Personally, I like the idea of only sleeping with one person for the rest of my life…whereas this gives most guys a total stroke."

None of my posts are pointed directly at you, Mrs. He-Said-She-Whined, as you are adverse to much of the crap society tries to shove down your throat. Yes, I'm sorry - all men are sorry - for wanting to sleep with more than their wife before dying, but stay with us, we bite our lip as hard as we can and pray for strength, or else for someone to beat us senseless and/or provide good distractions, such as playstation.

"And what’s with the shut down after sex paradox. What happens there? I HAVE TO KNOW!"

Easy - women feel the reasons why they're going to sleep with a man BEFORE they sleep with him. For men, its the reverse. And we feel things usually only when ALONE. So let a brother breathe.